[id: medium two shot of janet and sylvia-as-selena standing side by side. janet stares wide-eyed into the camera trying to look serious as she continues: “just a brace of wayworn travelers, weary and footsore, beseeching of thee shelter, kind sir.” her companion smiles but whispers to her: “please stop. just talk normal. you probably sound even weirder trying to imitate them.” /end id]
