[image description: cut-to: the same two-shot of lil and caleb but now from behind the latter, over his left shoulder. there is a fire blazing on the hearth behind lil. “by day i will guard it,” the vampire continues, “by keeping it with me in my coffin as i sleep, and you will keep it by guarding me in my coffin.”]
This is complicated.
It has the potential of becoming a “who’s on first” routine! XD