[image description: the camera has pulled back a bit, revealing maggie herself to the left of the frame, behind the coffee table. the pale, freckled redhead is all gothed out in a long tight black velvet dress with fishnet sleeves and lacy fingerless gloves, heavy black eye make-up, and black lipstick. she is in the midst of turning awkwardly away from the blaze that is now leaping up over the mantelpiece. “eek! a fire!” she shrieks.]