[image description: wide shot of the front lawn of courtley manor, and the road and sidewalk which run past it, from the elevated point of view of the superior draconian visitor as his undead servant obediently climbs the hill to greet him, saying, “yes, my master!”]
You know, I wish I could do that. Draw a circle on the floor (I’d move the rug), write cthulhu and such and bam, the mortgage refinance guy shows up and says ‘yes my mistress’. Vampire guy probably doesn’t mind whatever he’s going to be ordered to do. Not refinance someone’s house, he might not like that. This is both sad and tense and funny all at the same time!
You know, I wish I could do that. Draw a circle on the floor (I’d move the rug), write cthulhu and such and bam, the mortgage refinance guy shows up and says ‘yes my mistress’. Vampire guy probably doesn’t mind whatever he’s going to be ordered to do. Not refinance someone’s house, he might not like that. This is both sad and tense and funny all at the same time!
haha yes if only it were that easy