[image description: new scene, indoors, day. overhead shot of malcolm landgraab standing in the far corner of the interior of his garage. the walls are light grey, the concrete floor a slightly darker grey, and the driveway extension an even darker grey. the only interesting thing in the frame other than malcolm himself is the elbow of a large rusty pipe such as might carry oil for heating, and attached to it, a shackle. as malcolm looks down at the arrangement he says to himself: “so this is what i’m reduced to. i should be out partying! not spending the night chained to a rusty pipe in my garage!”]
Poor baby.