[image description: cut-to: two-shot of maggie and malcolm, once again facing each other. malcolm is still not distancing himself from her. “all right,” she says, “let’s see your v-card, then.” malcolm looks taken aback as he sputters, “my… what?!?”]
Yeah that’s what I thought. They’re selling them here.
I actually thought about having Malcolm buy one on a streetcorner from a shady looking fellow in a trenchcoat. Might still do that…