[image description: two-shot of sylvia and caleb as the teen werewolf says, with an enthusiastic smile, “well, i did have an announcement to make, and i guess this is as good a time as any. i’m going to college!” now it’s caleb’s turn to pause with fork in mid-air as the vampire turns to look at his adopted daughter with a stern expression on his pallid face.]
This isn’t going to end well.